(as of Jun 24,2019 06:25:55 UTC – Details)
We took the sexiest space-comedy of the summer and replaced all the adult action with high fives for an insane reading experience!
In the year 3034 there is no disease, poverty – or high fives.
Desperate to avoid another outbreak of alien STD’s, the Earth Council mandates all humans be gene-scrubbed of any desire to perform high fives. But one rogue scientist illegally infuses the DNA of his son, Steven Starlancer, with the ultimate male ability and stamina to high five, hoping one day he might lead a high fiving revolution. When Steven’s criminal genetics are discovered, he is exiled from Earth, taking a job as a Star Pizza delivery boy just to make ends meet.
Now the fierce, lingerie-clad Glamazons of Uranus are threating to invade Earth — and Starlancer’s high five powers might be the only hope to saving it!
Yup, it’s exactly what you’re thinking — only with lots of high fives! (Though if you prefer the uncensored version that is also available. Both books are provocative and hilarious in their own right.)
Don’t take our word for it! Just look at these obviously made-up quotes from entirely fictional people…
“This book serves as a dire warning of Earth’s future. Ignore at your own risk!” – Tinder Fox, Author
“It’s only seventy pages – but feels like sixty-five!” – Jorge Gastro
“Last high five-able man on Earth? Check. Glamazons from Uranus who wear nothing but 1950’s inspired lingerie or swimsuits? Check. Plot? … What was the question?” – Maddock Tiger
“This book is going to be huge. It’s going to have the finest chapters of any book read anywhere by anyone. It’s going to be so terrific. Really, really terrific. I can assure you, it will get tired of winning. It’s going to win so much. Oh yes, it will get sooooo tired of winning. Trust me. I know what I’m talking about.” – Presidential Admirer
“What the heck is up with all of the high fives? What am I missing, here?” — Clueless Reader
Buy now, and find out what everyone is too afraid to admit publicly! And looking for the original version? Try ASIN: B073FRQZ66